# Introduction

You might be wondering why I’ve decided to name my personal website (blog, what-have-you) what I did. The reason is, and this is probably not too surprising, because I’m a huge freaking nerd. This blog post is both a quick overview of my history as a geek, and a justification for why I named my personal website after an operation for manipulating expressions in something called lambda calculus.

# The Early Days

When I was a kid in grade school I loved math. Up until about grade 5 or so I would actually do exercises out of my assigned math books just for fun. I nearly lost my mind when I learned my first “theorem”, and I was the only kid in my class who knew more than two significant digits of pi. However due to a combination of laziness and not really giving a shit, I was never picked out for special placement or anything like that. Also, I probably just wasn’t bright enough. Anyhow, aside from doing the occasional algebraic simplification just for fun, I was also somewhat interested in encryption. Not enough to go off and teach myself boodles of number theory (that would come later), but I did toss together the occasional Caesar cypher. Lastly I was also interested in technology - pretty much all of it. I didn’t have an interest in computers specifically until I was in my. teens, but when I was younger I used to tinker around with gears and pulleys and stuff, and also dick around with electricity. I loved batteries.

All this is just to add some weight when I say: I was a dweeb. Never anti-social, but I had a keen interest in science and technology. One time I asked my grade 7 teacher, jokingly, where I could find some plutonium (I had just read a book on nuclear energy). If this were today, I’d have been kicked out of school.

# Securing A Future Through One-up-manship, and Buring My Eyes Out

In high-school I began to take in interest in computing. I was connected to the Internet for the first time, and many late nights of Starcraft and MSN were had. I never really used the computer for anything other than a consumption device, until I met some jerk in the grade above me. This jerk had just taken a computer programming class and was boasting about how awesome he was because he could create scrolling messages in HTML. I wasn’t impressed, but it gave me some kind of uncontrollable urge to become better than him in every way at programming. Probably because a) he was a jerk, and b) he was so proud of his crappy little website. By the time I was able to take the class I had taught myself all of the material and then some. The course covered basic web design, which I destroyed him at, and also an introduction to DOS programming with QBASIC. My final project was a Pac-Man clone with decent-ish enemy AI. I barely knew what a sub-routine was. Flash forward through a course the year later that covered Visual Basic and a self-administered course on C, C++, PHP and Perl, and I thought I was hot shit. With nothing else to fall back on (here’s that laziness again) I applied for Computer Science at my local university. I was rejected. So I went back, drank a lot of coffee, raised my calculus grade from barely a 50 to a 95, and applied again. This time I was met with success.

I went through my first year without incident, and by this time programming was my life. I programmed for school, I programmed for fun, I programmed for money. Then came the eye surgery. Part of being a dweeb is wearing glasses. I wore glasses. By the end of my second year of university my eyes were stable enough to make me a candidate for laser eye surgery. Of course I did it. However the aftermath was that for pretty much the rest of the year my eyes were so dry that I couldn’t stand to even look at a computer screen for longer than 15 minutes. Suddenly that theory course I had just taken started to look a lot more interesting. If my programming days were limited, maybe I could be a bad-ass theoretician! From my discovery of programming until about now I never really cared about math. Why bother anymore? I had a new fun thing to do! But deep down inside I still enjoyed mathematics, and it ended up saving me in the long run. With my new set of dry-ass eyes and a rekindled love of symbol manipulation, I dove deep and heavy into the theoretical underpinnings of computing and computation.

# Revelation

During this dive I came across something that completely blew me away. I was reading up on the theory of computation and came across a little thing called the Lambda Calculus. It’s a formal system for representing mathematical calculations in an entirely unambiguous way, and it’s also expressive enough to encode any calculation that a real computer can do. In essence, it’s the worlds simplest, purest programming language - one that you can do with a pen and paper! I was in love. In the span of an afternoon I was able to combine together my love of computers and programming with my previous love of mathematics. Also my eyes weren’t as dry anymore, so I could program again! Things were really coming up daises.

Lambda calculus is a very simple system (it uses “calculus” in the real sense, that it it’s a system for performing calculations, so don’t think rates of change, or finance): Expressions are either simple variables, like x; lambda expressions such as (lambda (x) t), where t is just another expression; or applications, such as (t a), that is, evaluate the expression t with variable a. I’m obviously glossing over a lot of details, but imagine we have an expression that looks something like

```
(lambda (x) (+ x 1))
```

where the expression `(+ x 1)`

just adds 1 to whatever value we bind to x. We
then apply it to other expressions like so

```
((lambda (x) (+ x 1)) 4)
```

The result of the above computation is the number 5. Things can get even crazier when you start binding lambda expressions to variables of other lambda expressions and so on

```
(lambda (f) ((lambda (x) (f (x x))) (lambda (f) (lambda (x) (f (x x))))))
```

The whole idea of reducing an expression by one step is called Beta-reduction in the literature. And that’s where this blog gets its name. By the way, the above equations are actually programs written in a language called scheme. It is a member of the Lisp family, and it is beautiful.

# … Okay

It was a long story, but the short of it is: everyday geek grows up, trades his love of math and science for computing (probably due to being a lazy git), only to rediscover it (and bridge the two) in an unexpected way. Nowadays I’m a PhD student working in the area of knowledge representation and reasoning, and I get my fill of math and programming every day.

Stay in school kids.

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